grimdarkthroes:
no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
tiny-yeast-farts:
id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
sherlockspeare:
johnlocks-mind-palace:
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
thesignofthrees:
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES A SHOWER/

He does everything aggressively , it only makes him more sexier.
/AGGRESSIVELY TAKES OFF SCARF/

/AGGRESSIVELY DOES GRAFFITI/

/AGGRESSIVELY SINGS OPERA/

/AGGRESSIVELY HITS PEOPLE/

/AGGRESSIVELY BREAKS DOWN/

/AGGRESSIVELY TOUCHING HIMSELF/

unimodus:
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
lilmishacollins:
Why does everything go wrong?
Why does everything go wrong?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING GO WRONG?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING GO WRONG?
farareusis:
AND THAT’S WHAT FUCKING MATTERS.
Some motivationstuck for me because I needed it and Karkat has some good stuff to say to me right now…
much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember it
if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
sassyhiccup:
thatendyperson:
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

I also use AC for alternate continuity, where it’s the same universe but the flow of one or more events had a different outcome than the canon.
And AE for Alternate Ending?
ask-sherlockbbc:
doctor better be a perfect gentlemen to mrs hudson
meanwhile sherlock and john need mrs hudson because they don’t know where the remote is englands going to fall save it doctor